Somewhere I Belong

It's not hard to find, to realize the real place that is not belong to me. Well, somehow I think that was the best place where I could be, but not anymore since people around me did not realize that I'm around.

I think it's best for me to move on, leave 'that tiny world' of them, and do find myself a real place, that actually be a place that I really belong to.

Goodbye, may God be with all of you...

Modern Day Philosophy

fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity!

it's a strange world, some people get rich and some other eat shit and die.

if you're not part of the solution, you're part of precipitate.

friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. 

never take life seriously. nobody gets out alive anyway.

the average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

if love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? 

Top 14 Reasons to Date an Engineer

14. We are trained to do it right the first time
13. We are used to all nighters
12. We are always willing to experiment
11. We know how to decrease and increase friction
10. We know all about heat transfer
9. We do it with more torque
8. We can wire your circuits
7. Free body diagrams
6. Potential for smart children
5. Engineering couples have better moments
4. We know how to deal with stress and strain
3. We know it's not the length of the vector that counts, but how you apply the force
2. "Lubrication, Friction and Wear" is actually a class
1. The world DOES revolve around us....we pick the coordinate system

So ladies...dump the doctors...WE Are HERE!!
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

The Sexless Innkeeper

It was the night before this one,
I had hours to kill,
I sat in the tavern,
Grading parchments with quill,
A busty, young lassie flashed me a grin,
Her garb said 'classy',
But her eyes whispered 'sin',
She said, "you're a teacher?",
I said, "yes, indeed.",
"I must have you", she moaned,
"I'm turned on by tweed",
With haste we did scamper,
To my chamber anon,
We fell to the couch,
And, bro, it was on,
I unlaced her bodice,
Our passions grew deeper,
And thus ends the tale of THE SEXLESS INNKEEPER...

The best poem on a TV show! funny yet sexy...haha

The Unromantic & Lame Poem

I love you forever,
With all my heart more than other,
I believe we'll be together,
Together, forever and ever...

I'll do anything for you,
Anything you want me to,
Believe me, I'll always be true,
It's all because of you...

You're a part of my heart,
Together we promise, we won't be apart...

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damn...it's always like this...I'm stuck in the middle of 'something'...again...it's already midnight and i don't have any idea more to finished my 'unromantic & lame poem' for my lovely 'girl next door'...but I made a promise...this poem should be posted in my blog for 'that someone' by next morning...

maybe I'll finished it next time...(when I'm in the mood of writing...again...)