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Tuesday, October 26, 2010
Monday, April 12, 2010
Awek Cun!
Sangap? Mereka ini semua peserta 'Ratu Maknyah' di Thailand, tahun bila aku tak tahu. Tapi dahsyat, dah macam perempuan betul. lagi cun daripada perempuan betul pun ada... Dunia-dunia...
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
Top 10 Funny Facebook Groups
Another Farmville invite and I will kill your animals and burn your crops
I hate it when people ask for extra paper in exams. WTF are you writing!?
1 friend request, 0 mutual friends, WTF?! how did you find me?!
Dear Rose, Jack TOTALLY could have fit on that damn door with you!
I was gonna post a status, then I remembered I have family on Facebook.
The Guy Who Discovered Milk... What Was He Doing With The Cow ?? :-)
Because I read Twilight I have unrealistic expectations in Men
I Don't Need Sex - The School of Engineering Fucks Me All The Time
If 1,000,000 people join this group, nothing will happen
Modern Day Philosophy
fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity!
it's a strange world, some people get rich and some other eat shit and die.
if you're not part of the solution, you're part of precipitate.
friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
never take life seriously. nobody gets out alive anyway.
the average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
if love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
it's a strange world, some people get rich and some other eat shit and die.
if you're not part of the solution, you're part of precipitate.
friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
never take life seriously. nobody gets out alive anyway.
the average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
if love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Sunday, February 21, 2010
Top 14 Reasons to Date an Engineer
14. We are trained to do it right the first time
13. We are used to all nighters
12. We are always willing to experiment
11. We know how to decrease and increase friction
10. We know all about heat transfer
9. We do it with more torque
8. We can wire your circuits
7. Free body diagrams
6. Potential for smart children
5. Engineering couples have better moments
4. We know how to deal with stress and strain
3. We know it's not the length of the vector that counts, but how you apply the force
2. "Lubrication, Friction and Wear" is actually a class
1. The world DOES revolve around us....we pick the coordinate system
So ladies...dump the doctors...WE Are HERE!!
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
13. We are used to all nighters
12. We are always willing to experiment
11. We know how to decrease and increase friction
10. We know all about heat transfer
9. We do it with more torque
8. We can wire your circuits
7. Free body diagrams
6. Potential for smart children
5. Engineering couples have better moments
4. We know how to deal with stress and strain
3. We know it's not the length of the vector that counts, but how you apply the force
2. "Lubrication, Friction and Wear" is actually a class
1. The world DOES revolve around us....we pick the coordinate system
So ladies...dump the doctors...WE Are HERE!!
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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