fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity!
it's a strange world, some people get rich and some other eat shit and die.
if you're not part of the solution, you're part of precipitate.
friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
never take life seriously. nobody gets out alive anyway.
the average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
if love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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